Distract him!

Every morning I wake up and wonder if we're at war yet. I know we're all a little worried about it. So is Evil Ninja. But unlike the rest of us, he has a solution. Won't you please join him in his Buy Bush a Playstation2 Campaign? For, as Evil Ninja eloquently puts it, "Without the catharsis that video games provide, Bush has no way of fulfilling his militaristic fantasies other than actually fighting wars."

[via 8bitjoystick.]

from the site:

As I sat pondering the President's motives one day, it suddenly dawned on me that it is entirely likely our Commander in Chief has never played a single video game in his life. "Of course!" I exclaimed, startling my girlfriend, who was driving at the time. "Without the catharsis that video games provide, Bush has no way of fulfilling his militaristic fantasies other than actually fighting wars."

Our course of action is clear, my friends: We must help this man, and in so doing, help those whose lives will be affected by a full-scale invasion.

We of course cannot trust that Bush will eventually discover video games himself. They are not of his generation, and he is an extremely busy man besides. It is up to us, America, and so I propose the following: We must pool our funds and buy Bush a PlayStation 2.

Comments

[Nat Baldwin]

This is TOO COOL. I chipped in 5$. I just hope Bush can find someone to help him hook the thing up to his TV.

[justin]

Examining the close tie-ins between the military and development of military sim games, "
Beyond War's Hell, the Bedeviling Details" (from the registration requiring NYTimes.com). It touches on this "Buy Bush a PlayStation 2" without directly aknowledging it (humph):
The military landscape of the new millennium is complex. Superpowers have learned that international stability is the best bet for maintaining order, peace and power. Now terrorists, maniacal rogue states and sadistic warlords are the new threat to freedom.
NO, this is not an excerpt from a briefing paper for the Oval Office. President Bush is unlikely to see the assessment - unless he is hunkered over a PlayStation 2 console and thumbing through the manual for Socom: U.S. Navy Seals.

[Jake]

Did you see that they got linked to by Fark and they got enought donations and are actually sending a PS2 to the White House. and I went to highschool with the guy I coudn't be more proud.

BTW I reviewed both your sites on mine.

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