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May 19, 2003
Xbox Size It!

xbox_fries.jpgMicrosoft has been steadily back-pedalling their beefy sized console and controllers. For the Japanese market, they released a special, smaller "S" controller. Originally, this was made to cater to smaller East Asian hands, now ithe S size controllers ship standard with all machines since most people have sub-Paul Bunyan sized grabbers. Besides that, the machine itself is a Buick. Rumors have been bandied about in the last few months that they are working on Xbox 1.5 with a smaller footprint.

Smaller controllers, compact console - it seems Microsoft no longer wants to be known as the swollen game device maker. So why are they going in on this promotion with McDonalds?

"For many years we've allowed our customers to Super Size their meal combos, giving them larger fries and drinks with their sandwiches," said McDonald's vice-president of marketing Carrie Yang. "Now, in cooperation with Microsoft, we're giving our customers an even bigger option - Xbox Size!"
From BBspot - New Xbox Sized McDonald's Combos Stretch America's Bladders to the Limit. It's a satire! From Fark.

Posted by justin at May 19, 2003 08:34 AM
Comments

i really cant stand fark any longer... over the course of a year and a half, the user pool has degraded to complete idiots. let's hope that never happens on gga.

pepito pea

Posted by: pepitopea on May 20, 2003 02:14 PM

I disagree, I feel we've run off all the lightweights

Posted by: Drew on May 22, 2003 09:08 PM
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