Haha! This is awesome. Snippets:

Are you playing on your brother’s/boyfriend’s account?
Well clearly it’s not my own. Everybody knows girls don’t play video games and thus don’t have their own accounts. I don’t even think Microsoft lets females purchase their own accounts actually. I think I read that in the fine print somewhere.

Shouldn’t you be playing Barbie Horse Adventures?
I’ve already beaten it over 10 times. I rock at that game! Just every once in a while I need a break from it.

How old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a MySpace page?
I will share all of that information with you as long as you promise to stalk me. Frequently.